A Hug

A Hug has no moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Is inflation-proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it’s quite relaxable;

A Hug can’t be stolen, won’t pollute,
One size fits all and does not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.

A Hug relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!

A Hug corrects your circulation,
Without unpleasant side effects
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend: The Hug!

And, of course, fully returnable!